I live an exciting life!

new tumblr.

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:58:13 -0500

for weed.

LOL

fuckyeahprettyweed.tumblr.com

tell your friends.

"I don’t understand why we go and make shit like the iPad when we should be making things that..."

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 22:45:56 -0500

“I don’t understand why we go and make shit like the iPad when we should be making things that make beds!”

- Megan <3

Photo

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:15:12 -0500

plus 60 for gas. yummm.

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:26:01 -0500

plus 60 for gas. yummm.

If i had 600 bucks, i’d buy an oz of this shit.

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:19:32 -0500

If i had 600 bucks, i’d buy an oz of this shit.

Valencia.

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 14:05:18 -0500

Will be pretty good this semester.

At least we can hope.

I haven't

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:31:09 -0500

tumbled in fo’ fuck eva.

rather aggitated

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 04:00:44 -0400

with myself at the moment.

ever feel like you just can’t please the one you love, no matter how hard you try? I want to make you happy, and I put a lot of effort into it, but I fail, and I feel like it’s my fault for your not being happy.

well, once again, I feel like shit -____-

OH GOD IT WAS AMAZING.

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:23:40 -0400

OH GOD IT WAS AMAZING.

and...

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:21:34 -0400

I cannot stop thinking about you, and i cannot stop wondering if you’re constantly thinking about me.

Don’t close your eyes dear, i’m still staring.

COME BACK ALREADYYYYY ;____;

So I've been thinking...

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:23:33 -0400

Throughout my life, I’ve been thinking about things that piss me off. Trucks that scatter rocks and shit all over the highway, people who say ya’ll and not y’all, news about Jennifer Aniston, people who do U-Turns in front of me, and get in my lane while they catch up to speed, forcing me to switch lanes to maintain speed. But today coming home, I realized my number 1 thing that will make me hate you.

People who drive around with flyers/menus/advertisements under their windshield wiper. Like seriously, you’re not that fucking important that you don’t have time to take that piece of paper off your fucking car. It’s not even that difficult, just turn on the windshield wipers and it’ll fly away. From now on, every person I see with something on their car, is getting their windshield wipers removed. It’ll seem pointless at the time, but as soon as you even see rain you’ll be pissed.

I...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:14:02 -0400

need a new scale, a job, and more clients. NAAWW MEEEAN?

and I need my girlfriend back in the same room as me ;___;

On a completely unhomosexual note...

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 02:05:36 -0400

I love Tony. Moreover, I love people that will do something to help me out.

“The best advice given to me is never serve who is not there to serve me” -first blood.

http://translationparty.com

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:10:00 -0400

“Pry this wish from my cold dead hands. My lifeless body will point you in the right direction” translated to Japanesse back into English back into Japanesse back into English: “I wish to examine the cold dead hands. I will point to the body in the right direction.”

"If you show weakness, you draw aggression. If you project strength, you avoid confrontation"

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 22:49:41 -0400

“If you show weakness, you draw aggression. If you project strength, you avoid confrontation””

- First Blood.

A damn owl did this.

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 12:07:51 -0400

A damn owl did this.

I fucking hate...

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:54:45 -0400

people that misuse drug slang, or don’t even fucking know how to set up a drug deal.

For example…

Them: “Hey dude, can I get a gram of high grade?”

“Alright man, it’s 15, can you meet me at XXXX YYY dr. in 15?”

“Yeah that works… hey, is it a nickdime?”

At this point, i’m like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVEY TO ME?!

(all these are real life conversations i’ve had with people)

Them: “Can i get a quarter?”

“Here you go.”

“oh, i’m paying you back in a week by the way”

“oh… well, FUCK”

Them: “Do you think you could get me some pretty good shit for just a dime?”

So you want weed for 10 cents?

Them: “Hey man do you do big work?”

“How big?”

“like 5 pounds?”

“that’s too much”

“oh… then what about a 4 ounces?”

“that’s like…. *hang up*”

LEARN YO SHIT BEFORE YOU STEP TO A DEALER

What is this, I don’t even…

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:55:51 -0400

What is this, I don’t even…

Got...

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:53:14 -0400

in a car accident today! woooo! A girl hit a car, then a woman hit that car, then I hit her. Would’ve avoided it if my car didn’t lock up! oh well, no damage, no ticket, no fault! wooooooop!

Today...

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:17:51 -0400

was a typical summer day in Orlando. Well yesterday, I woke up at 12, chilled untill about 5pm, then decided… FUCK IT, let’s go to the beach. So we went. We came back at about 8, ate taco’s at my moms house (<3) and went to bed. Then… woke up at 12:30, went to the pool with Izzy and Megan, and then got Publix subs… <333333333333 :D

THENNNNNNN, Devyn called and wanted to chill, so we went to the driving range by her house, and I figured out I could drive a ball 150 yards… BALLIN’!

AFTER THAT… we went back to my mom’s apartment, and ate fajitas. I love my friends and family! That is all tumblr.