I live an exciting life!

Throughout my life, I’ve been thinking about things that piss me off. Trucks that scatter rocks and shit all over the highway, people who say ya’ll and not y’all, news about Jennifer Aniston, people who do U-Turns in front of me, and get in my lane while they catch up to speed, forcing me to switch lanes to maintain speed. But today coming home, I realized my number 1 thing that will make me hate you.

People who drive around with flyers/menus/advertisements under their windshield wiper. Like seriously, you’re not that fucking important that you don’t have time to take that piece of paper off your fucking car. It’s not even that difficult, just turn on the windshield wipers and it’ll fly away. From now on, every person I see with something on their car, is getting their windshield wipers removed. It’ll seem pointless at the time, but as soon as you even see rain you’ll be pissed.